Pricing
We don't sell subscriptions.
Others want your monthly payment, your bank login, your email. We want $9, one time, nothing else. You get a complete cancellation kit — scripts, tactics, templates — and you're done.
Get the Base Pack — $9Why us?
| Rocket Money | DoNotPay | Us | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Price | $84–168/year | $36/year | From $9 one-time |
| Bank access required | Yes (Plaid) | Yes | Never |
| Email required | Yes | Yes | Never |
| Account created | Yes | Yes | No |
| Subscription model | Monthly/Annual | Annual | One-time |
| Cancellation scripts | Concierge does it | AI-generated | Human-written, service-specific |
| Dark pattern tactics | Not disclosed | Generic | Service-specific playbook |
| Refund guide | Not included | Generic | Per-service + App Store paths |
Choose your Pack
Adobe Creative Cloud
Annual plan early-termination fees. 7 layers of menus to find the cancel button. Phone retention specialists trained to keep you.
- Early-termination fee calculator
- Phone script for retention specialists
- Multi-confirm dark pattern counter-tactics
- Refund path for annual vs monthly plans
SiriusXM
Different cancellation paths for Apple, Google, Roku, T-Mobile billing. No refunds for unused periods. Hidden account center.
- Billing-path decision tree (Apple/Google/Roku/T-Mobile)
- Live chat cancellation script
- Non-refundable policy negotiation tactics
- App Store / Google Play refund appeal
The New York Times
"Pause" button is bigger than "Cancel". Discount offers designed to make you stay. Digital subscriptions are non-refundable.
- Pause vs Cancel button trap navigation
- Phone script for discount retention offers
- Digital subscription refund analysis
- App Store refund appeal path
Every Pack contains 6 modules
① Enhanced Cancellation Path
Screenshot-level UI navigation + known trap annotations + multi-path branches (direct/App Store/Google Play) + optimal timing.
② Phone & Live Chat Scripts
Copy-paste ready dialogue scripts: opening → verification → request → retention counter → confirmation. Tailored to the service's specific agent tactics.
③ Retention Dark Pattern Playbook
Which retention tactics the service uses (multi-confirm, pause-instead-of-cancel, discount bait…) + specific counter-strategies for each.
④ Refund Recovery Guide
Refund entitlement analysis + App Store/Google Play appeal paths (often easier than dealing with the service directly) + refund negotiation tactics.
⑤ Rejection Playbook
If denied cancellation or refund, what directions you can take next. Directional guidance only — no legal action documents.
⑥ Cancellation Letter Template
Editable Word template — fill in placeholders and send via email or certified mail. Creates a paper trail.
Zero Access
We don't touch any of your accounts.
14-Day Refund
Full refund within 14 days, handled by Lemon Squeezy, our Merchant of Record. A few exceptions apply — see our Refund Policy.
Informational
Guide & templates, not legal services.
FAQ
Do you access my account?
Never. Zero access is our core positioning. We don't ask for your email, password, bank info, or any login credentials. You don't even need to create an account with us.
How is this different from the free pages on this site?
The free pages tell you how to reach the cancel button. The Pack tells you how to survive after you get there — agent script counter-tactics, retention dark pattern breakdowns, refund negotiation strategies, and a cancellation letter template. These are deliberately withheld from the free pages.
Is this legal advice?
No. The Cancellation Pack is an informational guide and self-help template kit. For specific legal questions, consult a qualified attorney.
Can I get a refund?
Yes. Full refund within 14 days of purchase, handled by Lemon Squeezy. See our refund policy。
Why $9?
Because it's a one-time buyout price. We don't want you paying monthly, and we don't take a cut of your refunds. $9 for a complete cancellation kit — scripts, tactics, templates — that's it. No hidden fees, no recurring charges.
What services do you cover?
We currently offer Packs for Adobe Creative Cloud, SiriusXM, and The New York Times. We're expanding to more services based on demand.
This is an informational guide and self-help template kit. It does not constitute legal, financial, or professional advice. For specific legal questions, consult a qualified attorney.